Jousting

In Britain, people love jousting. The rules are simply:
you must weigh 10 stone or more,
have a full clean drivers license and dislike your opponent.

tilting the lance

Popular around 1066 its not so much these days,
knights can still make large sums of money

is that a women?

They use big horses that thunder along

.ouch. thats got to hurt.

well lets have some tea